Good morning and happy Monday! What better way to start your work week than with a few of the most totally tasteless jokes we were able to scour from around the interwebs? Seriously.
Some of these are just really, really bad. So bad that you might regret reading them when all is said and done. No really. You ARE going to regret reading these.
If you’re ready to start cringing, read on!
Totally Tasteless Jokes
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left it.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
Q: How do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the deaf midget and the elephant?
A: No? Neither did he.
Q: How do you make a baby stop crawling around in circles?
A: Nail its other hand down
Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
Q: What do you find in a well-cleaned nose?
Q: What happened when the skinny butcher backed into his grinder?
A: He got a little behind in his work!
Q: What does the king do when he burps?
A: He issues a royal pardon!
Q: Why was the nose sad?
Because it didn’t get picked!
Ok, we saved the absolute worse joke for last. You can’t say we didn’t warn you!
Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his nether region.
One guy says to the other, “Man, I sure wish I could do that”.
The other guy says, “Don’t you think you ought to pet him first?”