Omgosh, I can bearly contain myself about how these animal puns are not only ridiculously silly, but also very capable of achieving some pretty impressive rolling of the eyes. But seriously – if you happen to like jokes and animals, you’re at the right place.
Some of these puns are rather fintastic, if I don’t say so myself.
- Your koalafications are completely irrelephant!
2. Let minnow what you think?
3. An adventure? Alpaca my bags!
4. Whale, whale, whale… look who was right again.
5. Are you proud of me? You bet giraffe I am!
6. What would bears be without bees? EARS!
7. Just waiting for the bus cause my car got toad.
8. Don’t stop… retrievin’… hold on to that feeeeliiiiinneee…!
9. Stop making me laugh or I’ll puma pants!
10. You have CAT to be KITTEN me right meow.
11. What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaaad mooooooood!
12. Single and ready to flamingle!
13. When a dolphin makes a mistake, he doesn’t do it on porpoise.
14. Keep your friends close, anemones closer.
15. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? BISON!
16. “Can I borrow a suitcase?”, said the baby elephant. “I only have a little trunk.”
17. Do you think I’m cute? Aww…. get otter here!
18. That’s the sealiest thing I ever heard!
19. Yeah, okay… whatever floats your goat.
20. “I’m owl by myself”, said the lonely owl.
21. Look at all the fox I give.
22. Iquana tap it, but I have a reptile dysfunction.
23. What does a dolphin say when he’s really confused? “Can you please be a little more pacific?”
24. When a hawk falls out of a tree… “well, this is hawkward…”
25. We saved the best for last! Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggy!