The internet is good for a lot of things. We can use it to make sure that we’re saving money and getting the greatest deal. We use it to keep in touch with people, even after they have moved halfway around the world. We can even use it to answer just about any question we will ever have about anything.
And while all of those things are great and important or whatever, I’d like to point out another great use for the internet. There is a Facebook group out there that is devoted to “alternate universe” Adam Sandler lookalikes.
I Didn’t Know They Were Making Jack and Jill 2
See what I did there?
Sort-Of Adam Sandler is in a Band
Apparently they’re called King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. They’re from Australia, which is like, the only way I’ve never head of Adam Sandler’s secret band.
Speaking of Bands
I’ve never noticed that Maynard Keenan bears a striking resemblance to America’s greatest comedic actor in the history of American comedies.
Did Adam Sandler Write a Cookbook?
If this really was Adam Sandler, maybe he wouldn’t have been standing in the middle of a McDonald’s yelling for someone to get that kid a Happy Meal.
He’s Just a Bar Fly Like the Rest of Us
Just kidding, that’s just Alternate Universe Adam Sandler.
B-Side Sandler is Rehearsing For His Next Tour
Do you think he’ll play “The Chanukah Song”? I know it’s an oldie, but it’s still a good one. Really gets me in the holiday spirit.
The Real Life Waterboy
After Bobby Bucher shows up at the half and helps the team win the state championship, he goes on to play professionally with the Buffalo Bills.
Young Store-Brand Sandler
In an alternate universe, this is what the Other Sandler looked like in college. Looks like he’s not sleeping much.
A Game of “Things the Real Adam Sandler Would Say”
That’s how you know this isn’t really Adam Sandler.