More Incredibly Unnecessary Inventions by Matt Benedetto

Matty Benedetto from Vermont is back at it again.

I’ve written about some of Matt’s really cool inventions on here before, but he didn’t stop creating.

Prepare yourselves. He’s been working on his newest collection of “products that truly no one was asking for” — aka his Unnecessary Inventions. And this time, he’s been inspired by his extended time without any social interaction.

So, let’s check them all out. Surely you’ll find plenty of products that solve problems that don’t actually exist.

Zoom Shutter™️

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Matty Benedetto via boredpanda

Back in the old days (you know, a few months ago), we used to all complain about meetings that could have just been an email. Now, thanks to social distancing, we’re still experiencing meetings that should have been an email, except from the comfort of our own homes.

zoom shutters
Matty Benedetto via boredpanda

That means that it’s now easier than ever to ditch everyone and get a 5-minute break. You don’t even have to leave the conference room! Just close the blinds with this new accessory to block out your camera, and pour yourself another glass of wine.

Sourdough Satchel™️

sourdough satchel
Matty Benedetto via boredpanda

Have you noticed an unusually high amount of friends taking up baking lately? Because I definitely have. In fact, there are so many people baking that no one can even find dry yeast in stores anymore. They’ve all got wild yeast starters going and have jumped straight into fancy sourdough bread.

sourdough satchel
Matty Benedetto via boredpanda

Why not show off those bread-making skills in style? Not only is this satchel perfectly designed for your best loaf, but it’s also equipped with handy pockets for a knife and cutting board. Now you can easily share your hard work with the world.

The Instructional Pants™️

instructional pants
Matty Benedetto via boredpanda

I’ve been in self-quarantine for so long that I’m not sure what day it is. You know what else I’ve likely forgotten? How to wear hard pants — you know, real pants. Pants made out of something other than whatever sweatpants are made out of.

instructional pants
Matty Benedetto via boredpanda

Luckily, Matt has created these wonderful Instructional Pants. When you’re finally able to leave the house, you’ll find that these jeans will walk you through every step needed to properly put on your pair of pants.

Streaming Roulette Dice Game™️

streaming roulette
Matty Benedetto via boredpanda

Look, I know you’ve been binging so much that it feels like you’re out of options. However, I promise that you’re not! You just need a little help finding your next binge-fest.

streaming roulette
Matty Benedetto via boredpanda

Simply roll these, and let chance decide your streaming service, whether you watch a movie or a show, the genre, and then which show in that category to watch.

According to Matt, it’s the “only solution when it comes to picking what to watch on TV.” I’m not going to lie — I actually need this dice game.