Jokes That’ll Prove You’re Never Too Old to Giggle!

Isn’t it funny how children will find the silliest things absolutely hysterical?  And as you get older, those silly jokes become kind of mundane…  but there are some jokes that’ll make you laugh no matter how old and boring you might have become.

We’ve rounded up a few of our favorites, and we hope they’ll have you giggling in no time!  These jokes are guaranteed to make you chuckle.


 Giggle-Worthy Jokes Regardless of Your Age

Q:  How does a squid go into battle?
A:  Well-armed.

Q:  What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A:  I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Q:  Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
A:  They don’t meet the koalafications.

Q:  What’s E.T. short for?
A:  Because he’s only got little legs.

Q:  What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A:  One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Q:  What do you call it when Batman skips church?
A:  Christian Bale.

Q:  Where do you find a cow with no legs?
A:  Right where you left it.

Q:  What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A:  Phillipe Phillope.

Q:  What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A:  Same middle name.

“I stand corrected!”
Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

Q:  Why is England the wettest country?
A:  Because the queen has reigned there for years.

A bear walks into a restaurant and tells his waiter, “I want a grilled… cheese.”
The waiter says, “What’s with the pause?”
“Whaddya mean?” the bear replies. “I’m a bear!”

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I’m clean now.

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river.
One shouts to the other “I need you to help me get to the other side!”
The other guy replies, “You’re on the other side!”

Q:  What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?
A:  Close the door, I’m dressing.

Q:  What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A:  Between you and me, something smells.

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They always take things so literally.

Q:  Where does the general keep his armies?
A:  In his sleevies!