Now that the holiday season is finally in full-swing, it is the perfect opportunity to brush up on learning a few holiday jokes. They might even come in handy during any conversation lulls during your favorite festive family get-togethers.
At the very least, they can help relieve any holiday related stress. Maybe. Are you ready for this? We sure are!
Christmas in July
What do you call a snowman in July?
Snowflakes Gone South
What’s a good holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Rudolph the Red
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Deserted Christmas Cats
What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
They both have sandy claws.
Gotta Have at Least One Knock Knock Joke…
Hannah Happy New Year!
The Gift that Keeps Giving
What are you going to get your little brother for Christmas this year?
…I haven’t decided yet.
What did you give him last year?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Did you know that Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Comet stayed home to clean out the sink.
Speaking of Reindeer…
Olive the other reindeer!
Ok, One More Reindeer Joke
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in history!
New Year’s Advice
On New Year’s, just remember… if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit.
For the Non-Believers
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything that I want!
What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
That Christmas Feeling
Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas!
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.