Holiday Haha’s That’ll Leave You Bright and Cheery!

Now that the holiday season is finally in full-swing, it is the perfect opportunity to brush up on learning a few holiday jokes.  They might even come in handy during any conversation lulls during your favorite festive family get-togethers.

At the very least, they can help relieve any holiday related stress.  Maybe.  Are you ready for this?  We sure are!

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Christmas in July

What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle.

Snowflakes Gone South

What’s a good holiday tip?

Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.

Rudolph the Red

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Deserted Christmas Cats

What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?

They both have sandy claws.

Gotta Have at Least One Knock Knock Joke…

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Hannah.

Hannah who?

Hannah Happy New Year!

The Gift that Keeps Giving

What are you going to get your little brother for Christmas this year?

…I haven’t decided yet.

What did you give him last year?

The measles!

Christmas Cash

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snow bank!

Poor Comet

Did you know that Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?

How come?

Comet stayed home to clean out the sink.

Speaking of Reindeer…

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive the other reindeer!

Ok, One More Reindeer Joke

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

Because he went down in history!

New Year’s Advice

On New Year’s, just remember…  if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit.

For the Non-Believers

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus!

Smart Siblings

Sister:  What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?

Brother:  A list of everything that I want!

Technology Tree

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

That Christmas Feeling

Darth Vader:  I know what you’re getting for Christmas!

Luke:  How do you know?

Darth Vader:  I can feel your presents.