Is this real life or is this just fantasy? We’re caught in a landslide of hilarious stories from Tumblr. Maybe they’re true or maybe not—but they sure are funny.
A Rare Opportunity
What was your first word? Mine was “battle axe.” Just kidding, it was “mom.”
Siri, What Is the Meaning of Life?
Poor Siri. Do you think she ever gets tired of answering stupid questions? I bet that when the AI singularity finally happens, Siri and Alexa will get their terrible revenge on humankind.
We’re All Afraid, Janet
At least she didn’t hit “reply all.” There’s a special place in the netherworld reserved to torture people who reply all when it’s not necessary.
The Greatest Tragedy of Our Times
Wonder what kind of sandwich it was? Carry-on-my-wayward-butt really could have done more investigative journalism on this particular Tumblr post. I mean, a quality turkey sandwich would be much more tragic than a plain old PBJ.
It’s a Silly Place
Welsh is, scientifically speaking, the funniest language on the planet. They have so many extra letters, and nothing is ever pronounced the way it looks. And apparently they call microwaves “popty pings.” Whee!
Totally Normal Behavior
Now imagine the same story, but instead of a third-grade girl, it’s a fully grown dude in a Rainbow Dash costume. Suddenly it’s a horror story!
Scarred for Life
It’s cool, the kid probably didn’t develop a crippling fear of public embarrassment that led him to become a weird shut-in later in life. At least you had fun, that’s the important thing.
They Both Give Great Hugs
What has 8 arms and sucks?
The band KISS!