20 Kids Crying for the Stupidest Heckin’ Reasons

If you’re a parent, you know how this goes. Kids, of course, can be super temperamental. Duh.

Now, this means that sometimes they get upset over the most ridiculous – or dumbest – things imaginable. Trust us, we have receipts.

Here are just a few prime examples of kids crying over the stupidest things. If you’ve got kids, there’s a good chance you can totally relate when it comes to these seriously shameful snaps.

1. Why Can’t I Hold All These Crayons?

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Hey, it happens.


2. Meeting Bill Murray

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Hey, we might cry too if we got to meet Bill Murray – maybe not that kind of ugly crying though.


3. Slippery Fork

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It can’t possibly have anything to do with the oven mitts or anything. That darn fork was just too slippery.

4. Utilizing Tools

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Once again, the fork has failed to be usable – for shame.

5. “The Bridge”

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That bridge honestly doesn’t look too safe.

6. Nooo, Not the Goat Food!

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Who would have thought the goat at the petting zoo would want to eat the food it was offered?

7. Nappy Attachment

This kid must really love that nappy.

8. Aversion to Sharing

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Clearly no one taught this kid that sharing is caring. His sister, on the other hand, looks like she dgaf.

9. The Humanity!

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Can you believe this? Who washes such earthly seasonings from fruit like this? Sacrilege, we say!

10. Little Bacon Lover

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Who wouldn’t want more bacon? Granted, she does appear to have more on her plate.

11. Trees Need Protection Too

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It’s admirable that this kid wants to help the trees. However, the sun is probably the last thing they need protection from.

12. Broken Cheese

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The horror! That cheese is totally inedible now.

13. Swing Envy

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Hey, sometimes you just want to be the only one on a swing, right?

14. Raw Eggs for Breakfast

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Everybody knows that eggs are perfectly fine when they’re still raw.

15. Incompatible Toys

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Raise your hand if you’ve totally been here and been equally frustrated.

16. The Unwrapped Tampon

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This kid is clearly woke. Just look at him raising awareness for the plight of women everywhere through his stunning display of performance art.

17. That’s Not Kool-Aid

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This is totally an honest mistake.

18. But Doormats are Delicious

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Who knows what that doormat could be made of.

19. Luxurious Toilet Sponge

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Perhaps she wants to exfoliate. After all, you’re never too young to start taking care of your skin.

20. Dadgum Dogs

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This is a perfectly legitimate reason to be upset. Seriously, dogs are incredibly talented when it comes to always being in the way.