14 Weather Jokes That’ll Have Everyone in Gales of Laughter

One of the few things we all share in common is the weather. Doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, young or old—we all have to deal with the same rain, snow, and humidity.

Break out one of these weather jokes the next time you need a laugh during a storm or a heat wave!

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What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

Twister!

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets!

How do meteorologists say hello?

With a heat wave!

What did one raindrop say to the other?

Two’s company, but three’s a cloud!

What happens when the fog lifts in southern California?

UCLA!

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?

Thunderwear!

Why do you need to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?

You might step in a poodle!

How can you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?

Go outside and look up.

What is a meteorologist’s favorite type of reptile?

A blizzard!

What did the sunshine say to the fog?

You won’t be missed.

It only rains twice a year in Seattle…

August through April and May through July.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they traveled slowly, we’d have to call them slowicanes!

Why is it so wet in England?

Because of all the kings and queens that reigned there!

If an orchestra plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?

The conductor!